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Sep 20, 2011

Do Aliens Masturbate?

Here on earth humans have masturbating down to a science. Hell, even some animals have figured out how to please themselves (google ape fleshlight). The question whether we are alone in the universe always warrants a big star-cluster fuck of answers that inevitably leads to "I don't know". But let's imagine shall we for a moment that yes, we do have scientific proof that there are many species of aliens in our humble little galaxy. Obviously they reproduce, but do they get pleasure from it? Is that pleasure so good that it forces them to give self-gratification when engaging in the act of sex is not possible? So what do you think? Given the billions of galaxies in abundance....do you think Aliens masturbate? Shop Fleshlight Products!

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