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Jan 29, 2010

I Agree, Australia

Sorry Jennifer Garner, take your undersized love humps elsewhere.

(By OrlandoFleshlight)
Recently, the Australian government announced a proposed ban on the presence of female ejaculation and small breasts in adult content - I couldn't agree more. Not only do I think that female ejaculation is a myth (it's just pee, fellas!), I personally would much rather have some mega breasts wrapped around my head.

As a service to my brothers down under, I have compiled a couple of Australian approved breasts for viewing pleasure, without risk of obtainment. Many thanks to Google's Image Search of "Giant Breasts."

Welcome to Australia, honey.


Ten pounds of hot in a five pound bag(s).

Our friends from the far east are on their way to Australia, with a red bull leading the way. Follow the breast filled road, follow the breast filled road...

It they are good enough for Guinness, they are good enough for Australia.

*Gulp*

All these Australian approved breasts have you in a heat? I recommend the Jesse Jane Fleshlight, an Australia approved porn actress.

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