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Jan 10, 2014

This Can't Be Real

We've heard of mothers buying condoms for their sons. We've even seen mothers who are so fed up with their sons' masturbating that they feel compelled to write lengthy thank-you notes to Kleenex. But buying lube for your son to masturbate with and including a note like this to go with it? Can this possibly be real?

If so, she sure knows all the good slang. (Hint: Michigan is shaped like a hand.)

At least she didn't get him a Fleshlight, that would have been awkward... or awesome, I can't decide.

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