PRESIDENT'S DAY SALE ON NOW!
FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS OVER $60!
We never disclose customer information
Discreet Billing - Will appear on statement as ILF, LLC.
Discreet Shipping - Shipped in a plain-brown box
MADE IN USA - Our Commitment to quality products
Jul 23, 2013

Top 10 Most Ludicrous Magazine Sex Tips

I do not know where these people got the idea for some of these but I am willing to bet 85% of us guys are not the least bit interested in getting some "fork-action" or making a "bedroom burrito," I will refrain from commenting on the doughnut trick.. ALTHOUGH sex columns may be useful at times, some give their readers shockingly bizarre tips. Today we've selected the top 10 strangest pieces of advice ever dished out by women's and men’s magazines. Just don't try these at home - unless you're feeling particularly experimental... 1. Just don't buy your man the mini variety...

"Cosmo Challenge: Slip a doughnut around his penis and slowly eat it off"

2. Only for people with tiny noses...

"Receive a butterfly kiss... on your breasts. To do: he bats his eyelids against the super-sensitive underside of your breasts."

3. We've heard of a sandwich in the bedroom but...

"Make a bedroom burrito. While you are rolling around in bed, wrap her up in the sheet so she can't do anything with her arms."

4. Just don't prick my sausage...

"Press a fork (firmly, but don't break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body - his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs."

5. This won't make you sound desperate, much...

"Don't ever leave me." - From "The 30 Hottest Things to Say to a Naked Woman"

6. Someone sneezing in your face is bound to keep your libido up...

"Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects."

7. Is your muffin buttered?

"According to new research, the smell of toast is a serious mood booster."

8. This is food for thought...

"Forget the Chanel No. 5, ladies. Chicago's Smell and Tast Research Center found the scent of pumpkin pie mixed with lavender increased men's penile blood flow more than 23 other fragrances."

- so pumpkin pie gets your dick hard.. tell me something I dont know

9. Don't be surprised if the busty blonde you expected isn't the one opening the door...

"Cruise over to Craigslist's 'Casual Encounters' section and click on 'w4m' (perv-speak for 'women seeking men') to find headlines like 'I need a little slap and tickle.' All you have to do is respond."

10. If she licks you back, you're in business...

"If you're out in public but want to make your intentions clear, slowly and firmly flick your tongue against the palm of her hand. If she just wipes it off down her skirt, you've blown it."

Courtesy of - TheSun.co.uk

Latest From Fleshlight

Latest Posts
USD