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Mar 16, 2010

Top Five Signs He's A Fleshlight User


He is extremely happy, sexually content, and life is as great as it gets. These characteristics of a Fleshlight user are common and could keep you oblivious to the pleasures he holds in case. So how can we spot if someone we know is a Fleshlight user?

Here are the top five signs that a man's happiness is Fleshlight induced.


#5 - When a UPS truck is in the neighborhood, he gets on edge.


#4 - His shoes have a lot of miles, but he has never went for a run.


#3 - When the lights go out he panics.


#2 - The bathroom sink is abnormally clean.


#1 - He owns more corn starch than his mom.


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