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Jul 16, 2014

Yay! Another Episode of "Should've Bought A Fleshlight"

The Huffington Post | By Taryn Hillin

 

We get it, dating is hard: Tinder is a minefield of potential creepiness, blind dates still carry that whole "I might be murdered" risk factor, and getting out of the friend-zone is like finding a funny episode of "Dads": it's impossible.

But now the "finding love" situation is so dire, one guy apparently decided to turn his shower head into a real woman -- and by "real" we mean a super, creepy plastic doll.

The following photos -- posted to Imgur -- carefully outline the transformation.

WARNING: You can't unsee this.

According to Imgur this man does not have a girlfriend

But he does have a shower.

And these totally creepy supplies.

Which he's about to use to make a girlfriend.

Here we go:

Eek. Not helping.

And now it's worse.

Just. No.

Really takes "gives good head" to a whole new level.

Dude, if you read this, EMAIL US. We will send you a Fleshlight on us.

 

Anyone else?

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